EvilCurt
Fuck Stick

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Posted Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 01:43 PM          

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Originally posted by Antona My first questions are: 1. How did you get your name? 2. What were your early influences? 3. When you go to a show these days do you check your watch often because the babysitter has a big Trig exam in the morning?

A1: my dad fucked my mom ...when he was drunk ..that's the only he could ...he hated her guts ..when he found out that she was knocked up with me ...he could not remember fucking her ..so he said she must of been having an affair with the neighbor who was a black man named Curtis Johnson...so my mom named me Curtis ...just to fuck with my dad's head!

A2: David Allan Coe, BlowFly, Batman...(the old gay one)

A3: no

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baby Jesus told me to kill you

wet blanket
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Posted Tuesday, March 2, 2010 @ 09:09 PM  

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Originally posted by wet blanket "Like a wet blanket sent down to smother all joy".

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Originally posted by Pee We should start an act: Pee and the wet blanket. We can argue over who gets first billing when we start making enough money to sue each other

Sounds good to me. We'll have to wait a couple of weeks, I'm trying to get a production deal for my ventriloquist Twitter act "Shit My Dummy Sez". It's great, I just cut and paste rantings from Stormfront as if they were from my dummy "Bubba", retweet them with responsse like "Hey, that's not nice" or "That's rude", and just wait for the "LOLs" to come in.

bigassbob
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